So my schedule’s been upset, because mum’s too sick to drive my sister to work her night shifts at the local hospital, so she’s staying with us for a few days, and I’m sure she’s a great person, but we have nothing in common and I only function well and sleep properly when I have the house to myself. I have two assignments due on the next week and I just wanted everything calm and quiet and orderly so I could get my assessment done with minimum stress, which is not what the house is like now.

trinitybuttz:

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

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dictionarywrites:

That’s right, folks!
Hi there, I’m Dictionary! You might have also seen me under the pen name of madelinesticks. Wow! As I’ve reached 600 works on Ao3, and as I’m nearly at 600 followers, I figure that’s the magic number - boom! Time for a giveaway! The draw will be on the fifteenth of September. 
The Prizes:
The first prize: a 7500 word (roughly) fic from me. This can be from any fandom* I’m involved in, and it can be porn, it can be plotty, it can be romantic, it can be a crossover, as you like! I’ll want to talk through a rough plot with you first, of course!
The second prize: a 2000 (roughly) fic from me. Again, this can be of any fandom*, with whatever pairings, et cetera. It can be of any rating too - you don’t have to ask for porn just because I write porn. 
The runners-up: three of these: short fics (about 500-750 words apiece) on the subject/pairing of your choice. 
For these fics, please don’t get stressed. If you don’t want to create a plot you can give me the pairing/genre/thought you’d like and I can run with it. I promise you, I’m not expecting a big essay about what fic you want if you win - if you want me to surprise you, I’m happy to!
The prizes can’t be original fic, sorry! I’ll not allow original characters completely, either! (Hawke and Warden for Dragon Age are allowed).
Now, the rules:
Must be following dictionarywrites, of course!
One reblog each. Please use a personal blog, and not an RP blog or giveaway blog (if you only have an RP blog just say so in the tags). 
Likes don’t count, sorry.
This post is going to need at least 30 reblogs for me to go ahead with this.
Winners will be picked using this website. 
Given the nature of the prizes, I won’t be offended if you follow me for the giveaway and then unfollow me, but needless to say I will be slightly perplexed.
Disclaimers:
* Any fandom I’ve been involved in except for Steam Powered Giraffe, Supernatural and Sherlock.
I’m not good with writing pregnancy, and also no to mummification (like latex, not like bandages and salt).
I can write other extreme kinks, though. I can write anthro, non-con, hard BDSM, inflation, omorashi… If you want your fic to include something naughty, I can accommodate that!
If you don’t, that’s also completely fine. Fic’s what you want.
Now go wild, kids!


Yes please. YES. PLEASE

dictionarywrites:

That’s right, folks!

Hi there, I’m Dictionary! You might have also seen me under the pen name of madelinesticksWow! As I’ve reached 600 works on Ao3, and as I’m nearly at 600 followers, I figure that’s the magic number - boom! Time for a giveaway! The draw will be on the fifteenth of September. 

The Prizes:

  • The first prize: a 7500 word (roughly) fic from me. This can be from any fandom* I’m involved in, and it can be porn, it can be plotty, it can be romantic, it can be a crossover, as you like! I’ll want to talk through a rough plot with you first, of course!
  • The second prize: a 2000 (roughly) fic from me. Again, this can be of any fandom*, with whatever pairings, et cetera. It can be of any rating too - you don’t have to ask for porn just because I write porn. 
  • The runners-up: three of these: short fics (about 500-750 words apiece) on the subject/pairing of your choice. 

For these fics, please don’t get stressed. If you don’t want to create a plot you can give me the pairing/genre/thought you’d like and I can run with it. I promise you, I’m not expecting a big essay about what fic you want if you win - if you want me to surprise you, I’m happy to!

The prizes can’t be original fic, sorry! I’ll not allow original characters completely, either! (Hawke and Warden for Dragon Age are allowed).

Now, the rules:

  • Must be following dictionarywrites, of course!
  • One reblog each. Please use a personal blog, and not an RP blog or giveaway blog (if you only have an RP blog just say so in the tags). 
  • Likes don’t count, sorry.
  • This post is going to need at least 30 reblogs for me to go ahead with this.
  • Winners will be picked using this website. 
  • Given the nature of the prizes, I won’t be offended if you follow me for the giveaway and then unfollow me, but needless to say I will be slightly perplexed.

Disclaimers:

  • * Any fandom I’ve been involved in except for Steam Powered Giraffe, Supernatural and Sherlock.
  • I’m not good with writing pregnancy, and also no to mummification (like latex, not like bandages and salt).
  • can write other extreme kinks, though. I can write anthro, non-con, hard BDSM, inflation, omorashi… If you want your fic to include something naughty, I can accommodate that!
  • If you don’t, that’s also completely fine. Fic’s what you want.

Now go wild, kids!

Yes please. YES. PLEASE

I wanna draw smut but I have to do assessments - a student’s dilemma.  

aines-little-space:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

I needed this right now

Bitching under the cut.

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fuckingrecipes:

djinnanddragons:

by-arde:

sO

i WAS MELTING SOME CHOCOLATE IN THE MICROWAVE

AND I TOOK IT OUT TO CHECK ON IT

AND FOR WHATEVER REASON

I DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CHECK IF IT WAS MELTED OR NOT WAS TO HOLD THE BOWL UP TO MY EAR

AND  LISTEN TO IT

what the actual fuck was that supposed to accomplish

It was obviously to see if it was still screaming or if it had finally died

THE SCREAMS ARE FAINT, ONLY THE MOST POWERFUL CAN STILL HEAR THEM. 

homes-ick:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

i just need money so 

gooeywitch:

whispers omegaverse is my guilty pleasure

mine too. lets be friends and talk about heats